Test Drive Meme #0

[coboservice]

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Legend has it that the god Henir endured Ragnarok, and afterwards created a place where there is no limitation of time and space. Here, she is able to see the rise and fall of the world. Should you reach this place, by Henir's force, you are bound to face the enemies you have met in the past and those you are destined to meet in the future.

Henir's Time And Space

You awake into darkness, surrounded by impossible geometry and an unnerving thrum that fills the cold air. Strange shapes move in the distance, drifting between labyrinthine paths that bend and twist into an endless, senseless maze. Gravity seems to be merely a suggestion, and you'll quickly find that any surface is fine for walking on—sideways, upsidedown, it doesn't matter as long as you're not thinking too hard about it. In a world of raw chaos, the only rule that matters is your willingness to press on. Just don't step too carelessly—one wrong move, and you could end up spinning down (up?) into an endless abyss, lost forever in time and space.

The air is cold, and the longer you stay here the more it feels like that chill will never leave... this isn't a place where mortals should be. Regardless of how you arrived in this place, you'd best make your way back out soon.


... but you're not alone in this alien world. There are others here like yourself, and it never hurts to have a few allies in a strange place like this.

There are also a number of strange... objects? Creatures? Monsters? Whatever you want to call them, they're not terribly friendly and "speak" only in terrifying, unnatural screeches. They seem territorial, which is a problem in a world where space itself follows no logical sense. At least they seem to lose interest once a target it out of their sights(?), and they can be killed(??) if you hit them enough times with something sharp or heavy... if you can't defend yourself, it's better to just keep your distance. There's a lot of sharp edges on those weird things, they seem to be fully aware of that fact.


Somewhere off in the distance you can hear a whale-like cry, followed by a giant shadow that flies past too quickly to see... that one, you probably shouldn't try to fight.

Walking In Circles, Squares And Triangles

No matter which way you go, you never seem to make any progress in finding a way out... and eventually, even the senseless scenery starts to look familiar again. You're not going to get anywhere just by looking around.

But it's on this second pass through that you finally stumble upon something new. Seated comfortably in the middle of the path is a strange man in an iron mask, bound in rusted chains. He is holding... a very dainty tea cup, which appears to be completely empty. He looks up as you approach, waving in a friendly manner.

Mysterious Masked Man

Ah, there you are! I was starting to wonder if you'd died already. Come, come, take a seat. You must be tired from all that running around!

You're an adventurer, aren't you? Yes? No? Ah, well, it's never too late to start! Don't worry about the details. Hmm, let me try a different question... you want to leave this place, don't you? Henir's Time and Space isn't exactly friendly to ones like yourself. Besides, it's starting to get a little... crowded, one might say. I think it'd be beneficial to all of us if you and your little friends went somewhere else, don't you agree?

Kukuku, that's more like it. Why don't we make a deal? You do something for me, and I'll see to it that you can escape this place in one piece. That's fair, don't you think?

Hmm? Who am I? Oh, no one important! Not anymore, that is. You can call me Glave. Come find me again when you're ready. I'll gladly put you to work.

Introduce yourself to the locals!

"You see those shape-like creatures over there? They're not the best for conversation, but you could say they're the natives of this world. The long ones are called Chaos Triangle, and the ones that spin in place are Chaos Circle and Chaos Square. Why don't you start by introducing yourself? Of course, they respond best to acts of extreme violence, so you'd best go in prepared. When you're done playing, bring me back the core of each one and I'll give you something good." • Defeat Chaos Triangle, Chaos Circle and Chaos Square. • They're not the toughest of enemies to fight... but they can still smack you pretty hard, they have sharp edges, and they don't like strangers. You can't reason with them and they don't seem to understand speech. Also, the Triangles skitter. It's kind of creepy. • After striking the final blow, the Chaos creatures will collapse into their polygonal components and leave behind their core (a sphere, cube, or pyramid). Bring back one of each to Glave to complete this quest.

I didn't lose my marbles, but...

"You're not much of a fighter, are you? Or maybe you're just pretending so you can get the easier job... kukuku, who am I to judge? Very well, not everything requires brute force to accomplish. Let's see... well, I did happen to drop something earlier. A pair of blue cubes, about an inch across each side. I think it was somewhere... oh, maybe over there? I'm busy at the moment, so how about you find them for me?" • Find Glave's two missing cubes. • His directions are awful to the point of being useless, and they blend in with all the other glowing blue surfaces around here. This might actually be impossible, but try your best. • Was this a trick to make you go away while he bothered someone else? ... maybe! But hey, it wouldn't hurt to try, right? There's tons of blue cubes just floating around, so maybe you can just find a pair that's almost the same...

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Lamp Oil? Rope? Bombs?

Glave's offer is tempting, if suspicious, but he's not the only one who seems familiar with this place. Somewhere deeper in the endless maze is another such person, standing at the centre of a wide platform bereft of monsters or chaos-creatures... a rest area, if you will. The woman smiles, checking something off on the long scroll in her hands.

Mysterious Woman

Welcome! I'm Helen. We sell necessities for travellers... oh, I'm sorry. Normally I only sell items for ED, but these are trying times. It's alright, let me see what you have and we'll work something out.

Leaving this place? I'm afraid that's outside of my control. I'm just a simple travelling merchant. You'd be better off trying to convince someone like Glave. He can be a bit troublesome, but he's not so bad once you get to know him.

Who would say no to free samples?

"Since you're helping Glave, why don't you take a couple of my potions? It's bad for business if my customers get hurt. If you give one of them to someone else, I'll consider that a favour to myself. Let me know how it goes, and I'll see what I can do to make Glave see reason." • Find a traveller in need and give them a healing potion! It tastes like Tylenol, but it sure does work. • Or just lie. Drink both of them yourself! What's the worst that could happen? • Show Helen that everyone is working hard to escape and she'll knock some sense into Glave.

You can't go to Elrios without a bit of whaling.

"Actually... there is something else you could help me with. I run a fishing business on the side, you see, and I've heard tales of a great Leviathan that roams this space. I've always wondered if other fish might've ended up here as well. I'll let you have this rod, and if you find anything that looks like a fish, let me know." • Go fishing... in space!! • There is no water here, it only kind of looks stupid. • If you keep at it for long enough, you might actually fish something up... or maybe you'll just hook one of the Chaos creatures. Try not to get killed! • What is that whale sound, anyway? Maybe you can bait it out...?

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huntin (for cubes)

[connixation]

[Stranger things have happened. ("Have they?" Yeah, they have.) Denif stops walking for a moment to look at the girl and watch her next move, finding her sniffing to be... perhaps not odd, but a bit out of place. There's nothing here that smells strongly to him, and he's a whole-ass dragon. Still, she seems to be looking for something, and it's better if they look as a team. He, at least, is familiar enough with the phenomenon of Henir to keep her safe.]

Are you searching for something?

[snackspls]

[ She jumps a bit upon hearing his voice. Clearly this whole place has her on edge. ]

Ah! Um. I'm looking for some cubes? A man in a mask said he lost his, and if I found them he'd help me out of... where ever this place is.

[ She looks at Denif more closely now that they're speaking. The surroundings are blue, this person is also blue, maybe this person is from here! Though upon closer inspection, those look like they might be horns? But not anything like an Au Ra's horns! ]

Could you be an auspice? Is this your home?

[ That would make everything much less scary, so she sounds excited at the thought. ]

[connixation]

[Ah yes. Glave. Giving out quests. You know, that's usually Denif's job, you ass—]

An... auspice? No, I'm afraid not. [He's unfamiliar with the term, but he doesn't ask. Different cultures and all that.] I'm a dragon, although my height doesn't make it seem so, does it?

[He's very small. Like, five feet tall, five-three with the horns. A blue and white tail swings behind him as he speaks, an idle motion that Denif's hardly aware of.]

I'm also not from this area. I jumped into a rift that opened in Elrianode to investigate.

[snackspls]

[ She seems a little disappointed in that. But then he says he's a dragon and that's kinda not really similar! And she smiles again. She's never met a dragon, but she's heard stories! ]

Are dragons usually bigger?

[ He's about the same height as she is if you include his horns, and much taller than her real body so she thinks he seems just fine! ]

Oh but that means you came here on your own right? I woke up here after napping under a tree and I don't even see any trees at all here! Everything is really weird!

[connixation]

My mother was a rather tall woman, yes.

[He's bigger when he's in dragon form and not humanoid form, but it's fine. She's moved onto another topic. She also strikes him as maybe a bit hyperactive.]

You might have been pulled into a rift that opened underneath you, or within close proximity of you. Do you recall your approximate location before you were sucked in?

[snackspls]

[ She's not usually so full of nervous energy but she is a simple fox and the sky is very scary here. ]

Hmmm... Somewhere in Yanxia, by the tree that gets very good sunlight in the afternoon.

[ A simple fox that is not terribly good with maps. ]

[connixation]

Yanxia... I don't believe I've visited. It sounds as though it might be located within North Fluone?

[In Denif's mind right now, somewhere in North Fluone, there's a very good tree. It's not a helpful location marker but good for that tree, honestly.]

[snackspls]

Hmm... North Fluone? That doesn't sound familiar at all.

[ Then again, there were all sorts of weird names for things she knew that she had never heard before. ]

Maybe it's a regional name? If it helps, I've heard people call it the "Far East" before too. But only after a long boat ride.